ROFLMAO

Submitted by Hermit Barber on Thu, 2011-06-16 11:40

Source: http://jalopnik.com/5812239/new-york-installs-parking-spot-on-top-of-crosswalk

Just read the dialog

My goal: To walk as little as possible. I need a scooter that will take me from the recliner to the toilet to the fridge and back.

What the fuck?

Honestly. Who uses HP bubble jet printers and CRTs anymore?

I was commenting on the fact that the bathroom door was left open. Nice jack-off lotion at the end of the table too...
EDIT: Nice, not Mice....

I don't think that's what the lotion is for. There is no way he would be able to reach.

Well, maybe so but that chair must be fuckin' mil-spec...

I need to print this picture out and tape it to my fridge and cupboards with the caption, "Lest we forget."

Or even better... "DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT SNACK?"