ROFLMAO

Source: http://jalopnik.com/5812239/new-york-installs-parking-spot-on-top-of-crosswalk

Just read the dialog

 My goal: To walk as little as possible. I need a scooter that will take me from the recliner to the toilet to the fridge and back.
What the fuck?
Honestly. Who uses HP bubble jet printers and CRTs anymore?
I was commenting on the fact that the bathroom door was left open. Nice jack-off lotion at the end of the table too... 
EDIT: Nice, not Mice....
I don't think that's what the lotion is for. There is no way he would be able to reach.
Well, maybe so but that chair must be fuckin' mil-spec...
I need to print this picture out and tape it to my fridge and cupboards with the caption, "Lest we forget."
 Or even better... "DO YOU REALLY NEED THAT SNACK?"