The FSM wishes you and yours a very happy Newton Mass (Sir Isaac Newton, the dude who figured out gravity and mass had his birthday on Dec 25. Today millions of people celebrate his birthday with trees, presents, parties and celebrations, even though the real reason has been forgotten).

* The Flying Spagetti Monster, better known as the FSM was invented when some people were saying that "Creationism" should be taught as an alternative to evolution in American schools. The FSM was cooked up by a bunch of scientists who demanded that if we were going to teach theology in science classes that Flying Spagetti Monster creationism should also be be taught as an alternative to Christian creationism. It quietened down the demands quite considerably.