Jack Linden's Divorce

 There is a story about a ravishing lady who, after 10 years of marriage applies to the court for an annulment.

The judge looks at her and says, "You can't be serious. An annulment only applies if you haven't had sex. What you need is a divorce."

"No your honor," she replies. "I need an annulment."

"Alright," says the judge, "but you will have to persuade me that this really is the case, and I warn you, I can scarcely credit it."

"Well, " says the lady. "It goes like this.  I am married to Jack Linden, the marketing director at Linden Lab. And every night I go to bed, and he comes up after me, and sits on the end of the bed telling me how wonderful I am and how amazing our first time will be."

"And then he goes to sleep!"

"I have heard about him," says the judge. "Annulment granted."

This work by Hermit Barber (SecondLife) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License