Brilliant Resignation
Submitted by Hermit Barber on Tue, 2010-08-10 11:27
Source: http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
Credits: Leo
Dated: Undated (Seen 2010-08-10)
1 We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.

2 Happy Monday Everybody
3 I Quit
4 I've learned a lot these past 2 years
5 And I'm going to miss all of you.
6 Except one
7 I'm looking at you Spencer
8 Being your assistant's been a special hell
9 I put up with your temper
10 And your bad breath
11 Because I wanted to be a broker
12 On Friday I transfered you a call
13 I was about to hang up
14 When I heard you call me a HOPA
15 HOPA ??
16 HOPA?
17 Hot Piece Of Ass
18 Is that really all you thought of me?
19 Did you ever wonder
20 Why everyone in the office called the trash
21 A garbage diSpencer?
22 Office morale is down since you installed the "little office snitch"
23 So you could monitor how we spend our time on-line
24 So I wondered
25 How does Spenser spend his time on-line?
26 You gave me the codes after all
27 4 Hours/week Scottrade
28 5.3 Hours/week TechCrunch
29 and Drumroll...
30 19.7 Hours/week playing FARMVILLE
31 WOW
32 So this HOPA's moving on
33 Although I don't have another job
34 Something tells me, I'll be just fine
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