Brilliant Resignation

Source: http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
Credits: Leo
Dated: Undated (Seen 2010-08-10)

1 We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.

 

2 Happy Monday Everybody

 

3 I Quit

4 I've learned a lot these past 2 years

5 And I'm going to miss all of you.

6 Except one

7 I'm looking at you Spencer

8 Being your assistant's been a special hell

9 I put up with your temper

10 And your bad breath

11 Because I wanted to be a broker

12 On Friday I transfered you a call

13 I was about to hang up

14 When I heard you call me a HOPA

15 HOPA ??

16 HOPA?

17 Hot Piece Of Ass

18 Is that really all you thought of me?

19 Did you ever wonder

20 Why everyone in the office called the trash

21 A garbage diSpencer?

22 Office morale is down since you installed the "little office snitch"

23 So you could monitor how we spend our time on-line

24 So I wondered

25 How does Spenser spend his time on-line?

26 You gave me the codes after all

27 4 Hours/week Scottrade

28 5.3 Hours/week TechCrunch

 

29 and Drumroll...

30 19.7 Hours/week playing FARMVILLE

 

31 WOW

32 So this HOPA's moving on

33 Although I don't have another job

34 Something tells me, I'll be just fine