The IPU* [pbuh**] says, "That's my fsking ass up which you are riding***!" [Emilie] Photocredits: Emmanuel Dunand/AFP/Getty Images Logo produced by Emilie using http://www.flamingtext.com/

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*The Invisible Pink Unicorn [pbuh]

**Pinkness be upon her. Writing "[pbuh]" behind her name or initials is a really annoying habit which the followers of Mohammed have also adopted. They don't know for what "pbuh" really stands, imagining it means "peace be upon him." Let's not tell them that every time they use the abbreviation, the IPU [pbuh] smiles and the folds of her invisible pinkness gleam out upon the world.

***It was initially reported that the IPU [pbuh] said , "That's my fsking ass you are riding up!" but the IPU [pbuh] would never terminate a sentence upon a preposition (unless she really felt like it, as for example, happened the time when a dog ran around under her belly and she commanded, "Come out from in under down there."). So I corrected it.